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    <updated>2012-05-17T00:15:11Z</updated>
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    <title>Another clever ad</title>
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    <published>2012-05-17T00:04:03Z</published>
    <updated>2012-05-17T00:15:11Z</updated>
    
    <summary>For Flying Horse...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>For <em>Flying Horse</em></p>

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    <title>When I was younger</title>
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    <published>2012-05-17T00:03:25Z</published>
    <updated>2012-05-17T00:13:03Z</updated>
    
    <summary> Source...</summary>
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<p><em><a target="_blank" href="http://imgur.com/gallery/3PgPC">Source</a></em><br />
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    <title>Bzzt! Thanks for playing</title>
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    <published>2012-05-17T00:02:40Z</published>
    <updated>2012-05-17T00:11:03Z</updated>
    
    <summary></summary>
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        <name>JdJ</name>
        
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    <title>Tell us what you really think</title>
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    <published>2012-05-17T00:01:04Z</published>
    <updated>2012-05-17T00:06:58Z</updated>
    
    <summary>A Midsummer Night’s Clusterfuck If you’re a Shakespeare virgin as either an actor or an audience member, A Midsummer Night’s Dream is the ideal place to start. The language is not intimidating or difficult, and it’s so filled with simple...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<blockquote><a target="_blank" href="http://www.thelmagazine.com/newyork/a-midsummer-nights-clusterfuck/Content?oid=2231348">A Midsummer Night’s Clusterfuck </a>

<p>If you’re a Shakespeare virgin as either an actor or an audience member, A Midsummer Night’s Dream is the ideal place to start. The language is not intimidating or difficult, and it’s so filled with simple mischief and delight that it’s as close to foolproof as any play ever written. I’ve seen amateur productions of Midsummer that were at least winningly buoyant, and some were even unforgettable, maybe because it’s partly conceived as a send-up of amateur players. And now I’ve seen something I never thought I’d see, a star-studded production of Midsummer at Classic Stage (through May 20) that turns this most charming and actable of all Shakespeare plays into a disaster area of poor ideas and incoherent intentions, an extended agony of directorial and design malfeasance. </blockquote></p>

<p><em>Via <a target="_blank" href="http://www.samizdata.net/blog/archives/2012/05/best_headline_e_1.html">Samizdata</a></em></p>]]>
        
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    <title>Ruined by lawyers</title>
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    <published>2012-05-16T00:04:11Z</published>
    <updated>2012-05-16T01:22:52Z</updated>
    
    <summary>Entirely believable...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p><em>Entirely believable</em></p>

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    <title>Pimp your ride (2)</title>
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    <published>2012-05-16T00:03:40Z</published>
    <updated>2012-05-16T01:21:02Z</updated>
    
    <summary>Claimed to be from the Camel Haircut competition in Bikaner, India. Source...</summary>
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        <name>JdJ</name>
        
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        <![CDATA[<p><em>Claimed to be from the Camel Haircut competition in Bikaner, India.</em></p>

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<p><em><a target="_blank" href="http://imgur.com/gallery/sEosk">Source</a></em><br />
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<entry>
    <title>How Real Men shoot skeet</title>
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    <published>2012-05-16T00:02:10Z</published>
    <updated>2012-05-16T00:56:23Z</updated>
    
    <summary> Via The Borderline Sociopathic Blog For Boys...</summary>
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        <name>JdJ</name>
        
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<p><em>Via <a target="_blank" href="http://theborderlinesociopathicblogforboys.blogspot.com/2012/05/extremely-well-armed-gentlemans-guide.html">The Borderline Sociopathic Blog For Boys</a></em></p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>An etiquette lesson</title>
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    <published>2012-05-16T00:01:03Z</published>
    <updated>2012-05-16T00:53:57Z</updated>
    
    <summary>Have you ever felt like strangling one of those loud-mouthed cell phone users who seem to sit near you in a restaurant or other place and then shares their private call with you? Here’s a solution provided by a commuter...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Have you ever felt like strangling one of those loud-mouthed cell phone users who seem to sit near you in a restaurant or other place and then shares their private call with you?<br />
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Here’s a solution provided by a commuter on how to combat this display of bad manners.<br />
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After a very busy day, this woman settled down in her seat and closed her eyes as the train departed Montreal for Hudson.</p>

<p>As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to her pulled out his cell phone and started talking in a loud voice: “Hi sweetheart it’s Eric. I’m on the train... Yes, I know it’s the 6:30 and not the 4:30 but I had a long meeting... No, honey, not with that floozie from the accounts office, with the boss... No sweetheart, you’re the only one in my life... Yes, I’m sure, cross my heart..." and so forth.<br />
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Fifteen minutes later, he was still talking loudly. So our resourceful commuter - obviously angered by his continuous conversation - yelled at the top of her voice, ”Hey, Eric, turn that stupid phone off and come back to bed!”</p>

<p><em>Via <a target="_blank" href="http://bitsandpieces.us/2012/05/01/problem-solved-3/">Bits &amp; Pieces</a></em></p>]]>
        
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    <title>They act so natural</title>
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    <published>2012-05-15T00:04:12Z</published>
    <updated>2012-05-14T23:33:16Z</updated>
    
    <summary>At a zoo in the Netherlands....</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p><em>At a zoo in the Netherlands.</em></p>

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    <title>Too much pier pressure</title>
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    <published>2012-05-15T00:03:05Z</published>
    <updated>2012-05-14T23:31:07Z</updated>
    
    <summary>Photo before prom leaves Wisconsin students drenched...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="http://www.chron.com/news/article/Photo-before-prom-leaves-Wis-students-drenched-3549964.php#photo-2921480">Photo before prom leaves Wisconsin students drenched</a></p>

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    <title><![CDATA[Two Men and &frac12; A Truck]]></title>
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    <published>2012-05-15T00:02:37Z</published>
    <updated>2012-05-14T23:29:22Z</updated>
    
    <summary>The interesting thing to me is that someone has a site - 11foot8.com - dedicated to these mishaps. Via The Sociopathic Blog For Boys...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p><em>The interesting thing to me is that someone has a site - <a target="_blank" href="http://11foot8.com/">11foot8.com</a> - dedicated to these mishaps.</em></p>

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<p><em>Via <a target="_blank" href="http://theborderlinesociopathicblogforboys.blogspot.com/2012/05/math-is-hard-yo.html">The Sociopathic Blog For Boys</a></em></p>]]>
        
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    <title>We&apos;re gonna party like it&apos;s 2013</title>
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    <published>2012-05-15T00:01:08Z</published>
    <updated>2012-05-14T23:25:07Z</updated>
    
    <summary>New Mayan Calendar Discovered That Doesn&apos;t End in 2012 Archeologists have unearthed what they say is the oldest known version of the Mayan calendar and one that doesn&apos;t &quot;end&quot; with the Earth&apos;s destruction later this year. Yeah, you&apos;re welcome....</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<blockquote><a target="_blank" href="http://www.theatlanticwire.com/national/2012/05/safe-new-mayan-calendar-discovered-doesnt-end-2012/52191/#">New Mayan Calendar Discovered That Doesn't End in 2012</a>

<p>Archeologists have unearthed what they say is the oldest known version of the Mayan calendar and one that doesn't "end" with the Earth's destruction later this year. Yeah, <em>you're welcome</em>.</blockquote></p>]]>
        
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    <title>Thanks, Mom</title>
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    <published>2012-05-13T00:02:57Z</published>
    <updated>2012-05-12T23:18:05Z</updated>
    
    <summary></summary>
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        <name>JdJ</name>
        
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    <title>Six generations</title>
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    <published>2012-05-13T00:01:48Z</published>
    <updated>2012-05-12T23:15:27Z</updated>
    
    <summary> Six Generations of Daughters – From Baby to 111-Year-Old Great, Great, Great Grandmother A Virginia family will have a lot of moms to fuss over this Mother’s Day. The family has an astonishing six generations of daughters still living....</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<center><a target="_blank" href="http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2012/05/six-generations-of-daughters-from-baby-to-111-year-old-great-great-great-grandmother/"><img border="0" alt="six-generations-of-daughters.jpg" src="http://www.crainium.net/jdjArchives/six-generations-of-daughters.jpg" width="600" height="394" /></a></center>

<blockquote><a target="_blank" href="http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2012/05/six-generations-of-daughters-from-baby-to-111-year-old-great-great-great-grandmother/">Six Generations of Daughters</a> – From Baby to 111-Year-Old Great, Great, Great Grandmother

<p>A Virginia family will have a lot of moms to fuss over this Mother’s Day.</p>

<p>The family has an astonishing six generations of daughters still living.  The matriarch of the family, Mollie Wood, was born in 1901 and just marked her 111th birthday.   The youngest addition to the family, Braylin Marie Higgins, was born in March to Wood’s great, great, great granddaughter.</blockquote></p>

<p><em>Via <a target="_blank" href="http://laughingsquid.com/six-living-generations-of-daughters-from-7-weeks-to-111-years/">Laughing Squid</a></em><br />
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    <title>High five!</title>
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    <published>2012-05-12T00:04:25Z</published>
    <updated>2012-05-11T23:22:07Z</updated>
    
    <summary> Via The Daily What...</summary>
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        <name>JdJ</name>
        
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