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      <description>Mostly humor, most of the time.</description>
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         <title>Croatia</title>
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         <pubDate>Sat, 11 Feb 2012 11:04:35 -0600</pubDate>
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         <title>The Nile valley at night</title>
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<p><em><a target="_blank" href="http://imgur.com/gallery/JLkO4">Source</a></em><br />
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         <pubDate>Sat, 11 Feb 2012 11:03:24 -0600</pubDate>
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         <title>Flying the Rhine valley</title>
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         <pubDate>Sat, 11 Feb 2012 11:02:56 -0600</pubDate>
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         <title>Got a permit for that teaspoon?</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<blockquote><a target="_blank" href="http://www.thegrocer.co.uk/companies/supermarkets/sainsburys/teaspoon-is-drug-gear-sainsburys-tells-grocer-journo/225505.article">Teaspoon is 'drug paraphernalia', Sainsbury's tells Grocer journo</a>

<p>When is a teaspoon not a teaspoon? When it’s “drug paraphernalia”, The Grocer discovered this week.</p>

<p>The Grocer’s own senior reporter Elinor Zuke was shocked when an age verification alert was triggered by a £1.19 pack of six Basics teaspoons at a self-scan checkout in The Grocer’s local Sainsbury’s store in West Green, Crawley.</p>

<p>When she asked why the purchase had to be verified, she was told the spoons “could be used as drug paraphernalia”.</p>

<p>“I couldn’t understand what the problem was - when the supervisor said it was because they could be used as drug paraphernalia I was completely shocked,” Zuke said.</p>

<p>“I would imagine the vast majority of spoons sold by Sainsbury’s are used for nothing more nefarious than stirring a cup of tea. Having to prove I was over 18 to buy them seemed total madness.” [...]</blockquote></p>]]></description>
         <link>http://www.crainium.net/jdjArchives/2012/02/redlining_the_zero_tolerance_m.html</link>
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         <category>Big old goofy world</category>
         <pubDate>Sat, 11 Feb 2012 11:01:18 -0600</pubDate>
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         <title>You couldn&apos;t pay me enough</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>It's the <a target="_blank" href="http://www.heraldtribune.com/article/20120202/article/120209906">Real Deal</a>, too.</p>

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<p><em>H.T. Danilo</em></p>]]></description>
         <link>http://www.crainium.net/jdjArchives/2012/02/not_enough_money_in_the_world_1.html</link>
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         <pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 18:04:36 -0600</pubDate>
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         <title>That sound is the irony meter hitting its peg</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<center><img alt="Orwells-house-camera.jpg" src="http://www.crainium.net/jdjArchives/Orwells-house-camera.jpg" width="500" height="677" /></center>

<p><em>Via <a target="_blank" href="http://reason.com/blog/2012/02/07/orwellian-irony-in-the-extreme">Hit &amp; Run</a></em><br />
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         <link>http://www.crainium.net/jdjArchives/2012/02/what_you_hear_is_the_irony_met.html</link>
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         <category>Image collection</category>
         <pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 18:03:59 -0600</pubDate>
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         <title>Another candidate for a &apos;mysterious death&apos; obituary</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>This guy is certifiable: check out what he does at the 1:48 mark (shudder) and then again at 5:55. But he sure can climb!</p>

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<p><em>Via <a target="_blank" href="http://theborderlinesociopathicblogforboys.blogspot.com/2012/02/kid-missed-his-calling.html">The Borderline Sociopathic Blog For Boys</a></em></p>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 18:02:37 -0600</pubDate>
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         <title>Parts is parts</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<blockquote><a target="_blank" href="http://news.discovery.com/tech/printed-jawbone-120207.html">3D Printer Creates Elderly Woman's New Jawbone</a>

<p>When surgeons replaced the infected lower jawbone of an 83-year-old woman, they needed a fast replacement tailored to fit the patient's existing bone structure, nerves and muscles. That medical dilemma inspired a world-first achievement -- creating a customized jawbone from scratch with 3D printing technology. </blockquote></p>]]></description>
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         <category>Straight dope</category>
         <pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 18:01:09 -0600</pubDate>
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         <title>Dave drove a Ford</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>Ford Motor Company wasn't very happy about this Super Bowl ad from GM. So they fired off a nastygram: <a target="_blank"href="http://jalopnik.com/5882408/">Ford Tells GM, NBC To Pull Apocalypse-Themed Chevy Super Bowl Ad</a>.</p>

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         <pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 18:04:53 -0600</pubDate>
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         <title>Tiny</title>
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<p><em><a target="_blank" href="http://imgur.com/gallery/qoFnO">Source</a></em><br />
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<p><em><a target="_blank" href="http://imgur.com/gallery/VgiQs">Source</a></em><br />
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<p><em><a target="_blank" href="http://imgur.com/gallery/a5mr6">Source</a></em><br />
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         <pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 18:03:33 -0600</pubDate>
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         <title>Oops (15)</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<center><object width="640" height="480"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1KuRDzQ-ufY?version=3&amp;hl=en_US&amp;rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1KuRDzQ-ufY?version=3&amp;hl=en_US&amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="640" height="480" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object></center>

<p><em>Via <a target="_blank" href="http://thedailywh.at/2012/02/03/on-air-blooper-of-the-day-22/">The Daily What</a></em></p>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 18:02:55 -0600</pubDate>
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         <title>At least his outfit was co-ordinated</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<blockquote><a target="_blank" href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/naked-burglar-arrested-129845">Cops Bust Naked Burglar Covered In Chocolate, Peanut Butter</a>

<p>FEBRUARY 3--A naked burglar covered in chocolate and peanut butter was arrested early Tuesday after workers found him inside a Kentucky supermarket.</blockquote></p>]]></description>
         <link>http://www.crainium.net/jdjArchives/2012/02/at_least_his_outfit_was_coordi.html</link>
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         <category>Big old goofy world</category>
         <pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 18:01:34 -0600</pubDate>
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         <title>Pushing the limit</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p><em>Wait until about the 1:15 mark.</em></p>

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         <link>http://www.crainium.net/jdjArchives/2012/02/pushing_the_limit.html</link>
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         <pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 18:04:07 -0600</pubDate>
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         <title>The cats&apos; house</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="http://catshouse.jp/photo/photo_1.html">40 photos of a house adapted for cats</a>.</p>

<center><a target="_blank" href="http://catshouse.jp/photo/photo_1.html"><img border="0" alt="Cats-house.jpg" src="http://www.crainium.net/jdjArchives/Cats-house.jpg" width="600" height="450" /></a></center>

<p><em>Via <a target="_blank" href="http://davidthompson.typepad.com/davidthompson/2012/01/friday-ephemera-1.html">David Thompson</a></em><br />
</p>]]></description>
         <link>http://www.crainium.net/jdjArchives/2012/02/the_cats_house.html</link>
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         <pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 18:03:53 -0600</pubDate>
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         <title>TGFB (9)</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<blockquote><a target="_blank" href="http://eater.com/archives/2012/02/03/jack-in-the-box-commits-to-bacon-serves-bacon-shake.php">Jack in the Box Creates a Bacon Milkshake</a>

<p>Jack in the Box is now serving a Bacon Milkshake. Yes, it's real, and yes, they are hoping it will cause some sort of bacon-fueled mass hysteria, so it's "as limited as limited can be." Denny's produced a Maple Bacon Sundae for their Baconalia promotion, so it's not unheard of for a chain to add bacon to dessert, although word on the street is the Jack in the Box shake uses bacon-flavored syrup and not actual porky goodness.</blockquote></p>

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<p><em>H.T. Jeff G</em></p>]]></description>
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         <category>Big old goofy world</category>
         <pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 18:01:52 -0600</pubDate>
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