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December 27, 2004

Computer go bung

A friend of mine did this with a friend of his.



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The lyrics:

Computer Go Bung

Dave Ryder / Paul Becker
http://www.daveryder.com

Rasta man 2: Hey mon, that's nice new system you got there.
Rasta man 1: Yeah, its ok. Sometimes it not so good.
Rasta man 2: Why not, mon?
Rasta man 1: Well

First you got to hook it up
then you boot it up
Windows not comin' up
Computer Go Bung!

Now here come a pop up
Got to clean it up,
Cat get on the keyboard
Computer Go Bung!

Got to diagnose it
try to detect it
Time to disinfect it
Computer Go Bung!

Gotta reload Windows
and get all of those
silly little updates
Computer Go Bung!

Bung Bung bitty bung bitty bung bung
bitty bung a bung a bung, Computer Go Bung!

Rasta Man 2: I hear ya, mon. Did you try safe mode?
Rasta Man 1: I tried it, I got a

Fatal exception
software deception
messed up my reception
Computer Go Bung!

Hard drive quit a spinning
I cannot winning
patience is a thinning
Computer Go Bung!

Modem droppin' carrier
now it gettin' scarier
it drop me like a Harrier
Computer Go Bung!

Cause I was on ebay
checkin auction every day
then I lost it anyway
Computer Go Bung!

Bung Bung bitty bung bitty bung bung
bitty bung a bung a bung, bitty bung bung.
Bung Bung bitty bung bitty bung bung
bitty bung a bung a bung, Computer Go Bung!.

Rasta Man 2: You need Miss Cleo, dude. She can help.
Rasta Man 1: I can't take much more of this, monnnnn.

I got to sit down
I got to calm down
foot unplug the keyboard
Computer Go Bung!

Now we outta memory
problem with the parity
now I losing sanity
Computer Go Bung!

Got to wipe the hard drive clean
Make it a new scene
Then you get a bluescreen
Computer Go Bung!

Got another 404
I can't take it anymore
gonna kick it out the door
Computer Go Bung!

Bung Bung bitty bung bitty bung bung
bitty bung a bung a bung, bitty bung bung.
Bung Bung bitty bung bitty bung bung
bitty bung a bung a bung, Computer Go Bung!.

Rasta Man 2: Did you try mailing tech support?
Rasta Man 1: Yeah, mon, what you think, I stupid?

(Typing....)

Now my email getting spam
and I not talking ham
printer got a paper jam
Computer Go Bung!

Try to burn a CD
hook up on the USB
but it want a DVD
Computer Go Bung!

Try to download reggae song
but something go wrong
going to jail so long
Computer Go Bung!

Cannot read the restore disc
Its got me in a fix
gonna give the system kicks
Computer Go Bung!

Bung Bung bitty bung bitty bung bung
bitty bung a bung a bung, bitty bung bung.
Bung Bung bitty bung bitty bung bung
bitty bung a bung a bung, Computer Go Bung!.

Rasta Man 2: You're gettin' a Dell, mon! (during fadeout)

Posted by joke du jour at 10:39 AM