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February 28, 2005

Very politically incorrect

When George Burns was 97 years old he was interviewed by Oprah Winfrey. Oprah asked him, "Mr. Burns, how do you carry so much energy with you? You are always working... and at your age I think that is remarkable."

George said, "I just take good care of myself and enjoy what I do when I do it."

Oprah said, "I understand you still do the sex thing, even at your age."

George said, "Of course I still do the 'sex thing'. And I'm quite good at it."

Oprah said, "I've never been with an older man. Would you do it with me?"

So they had sex and when they finished Oprah said, "I don't believe I have ever been so satisfied! You are a remarkable man."

George said," The second time is even better than the first time."

Oprah asked, "You can really do it again? At your age?"

George said, "Just let me sleep for 1/2 hour. You hold my testicles in your left hand and my penis in your right hand and wake me up in thirty minutes."

When she woke him up, they had great sex again and Oprah was beside herself with joy. She said, "Oh, George! I'm astounded that you could do a repeat performance that was better than the first. And at your age!"

George said that the third time would be even better. "You just hold my testicles in your left hand and my penis in your right hand and wake me in thirty minutes."

Oprah said, "Does me holding you like that kind of recharge you batteries?"

George said, "No. But the last time I had sex with a black woman she stole my wallet."

Posted by joke du jour at February 28, 2005 07:29 PM

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