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March 17, 2005

Get in line

A man goes into the unemployment office in Phoenix to look at job
openings on the bulletin board. Since there aren't many jobs it doesn't take him long. Then, just as he's on his way out, he spots something.

"Wanted," it reads, "Single man, willing to travel, must have own
scissors. $500 per day, guaranteed, plus company car and all expenses."

Well, it sounds a bit too good to be true, but he makes a note and walks up to the counter.

"I'd like to apply for this job," he says, "reference number E/784/B46."

"Oh, that one," says the clerk. "It's a modeling agency right here in Phoenix. They're looking for a pubic hair snipper.

"The agency provides females who model underwear and bathing suits. Before they go on the catwalk, they'd report to you and you would inspect them carefully and snip off any wisps of pubic hair showing. It pays well, but there are a few drawbacks. It involves quite a lot of travel: the Bahamas, Tahiti, Paris, London... that sort of thing. And you have to get used to expense account living in first-class hotels."

"I reckon I could learn to live with all that," says the fellow. "I'd really like to apply for the job."

The clerk shrugs and says, "OK, here's an application form and a bus ticket to Prescott."

"Prescott? What do I wanna go to Prescott for?"

"Well," says the clerk, "that's where the end of the application line is at the moment!"

Posted by joke du jour at March 17, 2005 07:39 PM

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