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April 12, 2005
Grandma's boyfriend
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. He played with his toys in her bedroom while she was dusting. He looked up and asked, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend?"
Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The TV evangelists keep me company and they make me feel so good.
"The comedies make me laugh. I'm really happy with the TV as my boyfriend." Then Grandma turned on the TV, but the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs trying to get a better picture. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.
The little boy heard the doorbell ring so he hurried to open the door and there stood Grandma's minister. The minister asked, "Hello, son. Is your grandma home?"
The little boy replied,"Yeah, but she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend."
The minister fainted.
Posted by joke du jour at April 12, 2005 09:00 PM
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