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April 28, 2005

One Stone

(This one's a real groaner.)

There once was an Indian who was called One Stone because he had only one testicle. Naturally, he hated the name and asked everyone not to call him One Stone.

But no one listened and, after years of torment, One Stone finally cracked and said, "If anyone calls me One Stone again I will kill him!" The word got around and nobody called him that any more.

Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good morning, One Stone." He jumped up, grabbed her, and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, too, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.

The word got around that One Stone meant what he promised. Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away for many years.

Yellow Bird was overjoyed when she saw One Stone. She hugged him and said, "It's good to see you, One Stone!"

One Stone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird didn't die!

What's the moral of this story?

The moral is: You can't kill two birds with one stone.

Posted by joke du jour at April 28, 2005 06:04 PM

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