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May 18, 2005
Don't count on it
A policeman stopped a motorist who was speeding. "Officer, I can explain..." the man started to say.
"Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let your cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back." And the officer cut short all of the man's attempts to explain as he took him to jail.
Later the officer looked in on the man and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."
"Don't count on it," said the man. "I'm the groom."
Posted by joke du jour at May 18, 2005 06:20 PM
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