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May 11, 2005

Trivia for adults

Keeping on topic, we have:

Q: What is an Australian kiss?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, only down under.

That sets the tone, if you care to continue...

Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
A: When they come, they're wild and wet. But when they leave, they take your house and car with them.

Q: Why do girls rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A: They don't have balls to scratch

Q: What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for?
A: It's Braille for "suck here."

Q: What do you do with 365 used condoms?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Posted by joke du jour at May 11, 2005 07:00 PM

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