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May 17, 2005
Your whiz is our biz
I had never heard of The Whizzinator, which its makers claim is "UNDETECTABLE! FOOLPROOF! RE-USABLE!"
But Congress is ready to send a subpoena to the company that makes it. According to Yahoo News:
"Lawmakers objected to attempts to circumvent drug tests with products such as The Whizzinator, a fake penis that can provide a flow of clean urine 'again and again, anytime, anywhere you need it!' according to the Web site www.whizzinator.com."
The Whizzinator comes in a variety of colors. And to complete its offering, Puck Technology also sells dehydrated urine. (Yeef! Where do they get that?)
Tip o' the hat to Clayton Cramer.
Posted by joke du jour at May 17, 2005 05:31 PM
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