June 20, 2005
Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a philosopher?
A: An offer you don't understand and can't refuse.
Rene Descartes is sitting in a bar having a drink. The bartender asks him if he would like another. "I think not," he replies - and vanishes.
Jean-Paul Sartre is sitting at a French cafe, revising his draft of Being and Nothingness. He says to the waitress, "I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream."
The waitress replies, "I'm sorry, monsieur, but we're out of cream. How about with no milk?"
Posted by joke du jour at June 20, 2005 07:10 PM
Biting humour, and rippin' yarns. Loved 'em.
Posted by: Paula White at March 13, 2006 08:37 PM