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July 20, 2005

A clever blonde

Two bored dealers were waiting at an empty craps table in a casino. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and laid down a $20,000 bet.

Then she told them, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that she stripped and rolled the dice while yelling, "Mama needs some new clothes!"

When the dice stopped she hollered, "Yes! Yes! I won!" She jumped up and down and she hugged each of the dealers while she raked in all the money and her clothes. Then she quickly departed.

The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I don't know... I thought you were watching!"

Posted by joke du jour at July 20, 2005 06:17 PM

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