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July 26, 2005

A strange eulogy

Four men go out fishing. One falls overboard and disappears under the water.

When he doesn't surface and the others are sure he's been drowned, one of them says, "Well, I suppose we should say some final words for him, but I'm an atheist and don't know what to say. How about you, John? You're a Baptist."

John says, "Oh I haven't been to church in so long, I can't think of the proper words. Mike, you're a Catholic; you go to church regular. Say something you've heard in church."

So Mike says "Under the 'B', number 16... Under the 'I', number 25..."

Posted by joke du jour at July 26, 2005 08:00 PM

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