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July 26, 2005

Breaking in the car

A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street from each other. Since their schedules coincided, they decided to pool their money and buy a car.

So they did. They drove it back and parked it in the street between their establishments.

A few minutes later, the rabbi looked out and saw the priest sprinkling water on the hood of their new car. It didn't need a wash, so he ran out and asked the priest what he was doing. "I'm blessing it," the priest replied.

"Oh," replied the rabbi. Then he ran back into the synagogue. A few minutes later he reappeared with a hack saw, ran to the car and cut off the last 2 inches of the tailpipe.

Posted by joke du jour at July 26, 2005 07:58 PM

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