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July 09, 2005

Dumb Men jokes

Many of our Men Are Morons jokes come from Carol J. I just realized how many of these she's sent me over the years when I found the ones below in the JDJ way-back machine. They're from July 1992. Happy 13th anniversary, Carol!

Q: Why is it good that there are female astronauts ?

A: When the crew gets lost in space at least the woman will ask directions.

Q: What's a man's idea of helping with the housework ?

A: Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

Q: What's the difference between a man and E.T. ?

A: E.T. phoned home.

Q: What did God say after He'd created Man ?

A: "I can do better than this."

Q: How are men like noodles ?

A: They're always in hot water, they lack taste, and they always need dough.

Posted by joke du jour at July 9, 2005 02:54 PM

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