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July 05, 2005

How many dogs to change a light bulb?

There are 14 of these altogether.

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Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

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Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

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Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

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Rottweiler: Make me

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Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

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Lab: Oh, me, me! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

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German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

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Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

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Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!

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Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

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Chihuahua: We don't need no steenkeeng light bulb.

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Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

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Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

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Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Posted by joke du jour at July 5, 2005 06:23 PM

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Comments

hahaha very funny and youve got every dog practically down to a t

Posted by: sophie at October 17, 2005 04:55 AM

hahaha very funny and youve got every dog practically down to a t

Posted by: sophie at October 17, 2005 04:55 AM

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