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July 14, 2005

More blonde jokes

A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (a blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, "How should I know? That's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.

Her husband asked, "Who was that?"

"I don't know... some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear."


Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and bends down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!" So the first blonde hands her the compact.

The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy - it's me!"

Five more follow...


A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She shows up at his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door, she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun and as she does so, she is overcome with grief.

She takes the gun and puts it to her head The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!"

She replies, "Shut up!! You're next!"


A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly said, "Go ahead... Ask me. I know all of them."

So a friend said, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?"

The blonde replied, "Oh, that's easy! It's 'W'."


What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?

"Is it mine?"


Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman, sat in her US government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade was about. Bambi pondered the question then finally said, "That was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware."

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and the police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio. A K-9 unit, patrolling nearby, was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman."

Posted by joke du jour at July 14, 2005 08:08 PM

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