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July 26, 2005

Poor Mildred

Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was extremely despondent over the recent passing of her husband, Earl. She decided that she would end it all and join him in Heaven. Thinking that it would be best to get it over quickly, she took out Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart - since it was so badly broken.

Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden on someone, she called her doctor's office to find out exactly where the heart would be on a woman. The doctor told her, "Your heart would be just below your left breast."

Next day Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee.

Posted by joke du jour at July 26, 2005 12:45 AM

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