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July 15, 2005

The service will be Tuesday

A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He wanted a truck. She wanted a fast little sports car so she could zip around town through the traffic.

He would have settled on any old truck; everything she liked was way out of their price range. "Look, I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in under 8 seconds," she said.

Dropping a hint, she added, "My birthday is coming up. You could surprise me..."

So for her birthday, he surprised her with a brand new bathroom scale.

Posted by joke du jour at July 15, 2005 08:58 PM

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