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August 17, 2005

40 Reasons

Why It's Wonderful To Be A Woman

1. When a ship sinks, women (and children) get off first.

2. A woman can hug her best friend without worrying she'll think she's gay.

3. Women can talk to attractive members of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

4. A woman can never be blamed if it's wet on the floor around the toilet bowl.

5. If a woman cheats on her spouse everyone will assume it's because she was being emotionally neglected.

And the other 35 are here. (Turn on your pop-up blocker!)

Via A Welsh View.

Posted by joke du jour at August 17, 2005 08:10 PM

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