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August 11, 2005

A cold, damp night

It's the middle of the night, in the middle of nowhere, and two cars both slightly cross over the center line of the road. They collide and a fair amount of damage is done, although neither driver is hurt. It's impossible to assess blame for the accident.

Both drivers get out. One is a doctor, the other a lawyer. The lawyer calls the police on his car phone; they'll be there in 20 minutes.

It's cold and damp and both men are shaken up. The lawyer offers the doctor a drink of brandy from his hip flask, the doctor accepts, drinks, and hands it back to the lawyer, who puts it away.

"Aren't you going to have a drink too?" asks the doctor.

"After we talk to the police," replies the lawyer.

Posted by joke du jour at August 11, 2005 07:33 PM

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