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August 01, 2005

Don't mess with blondes

Amy, a blonde from Houston, married a West Texas rancher. One morning on his way out to check the fences, the rancher said to her, "The artificial insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the two-by-four just above the cow's stall. You show him which cow it is when he gets here, okay?"

The rancher left for the fields. After a while, the artificial insemination man arrived and knocked on the front door. Amy took him down to the barn. They walked along a long row of stalls and when she saw the nail she told him, "This is the one... Right here."

Terribly impressed by what he'd been thinking of as just another dizzy blonde, the man asked, "Now just how did you know this is the cow to be bred?"

"That's simple -- by the nail over its stall," Amy explained.

"Oh... Well, what's the nail for?"

"To hang your pants on, I guess," she told him as she walked away.

From Dave.

Posted by joke du jour at August 1, 2005 06:49 AM

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