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August 31, 2005

More farming news

We've had enough chicken jokes; time for a change.

Farmer Jones bought 20 sows at auction and asked his neighbor, Brown, if he could bring them to Brown's farm to mate with Brown's boars. Brown was happy to oblige.

So Jones loaded his sows in his truck and drove them to Brown's farm for the rest of the day. That evening he picked them up and asked Brown, "How will I know if they're pregnant?"

Farmer Brown replied, "Tomarrow morning, if they're grazing - something pigs never do unless they're expecting - then you'll know they're pregnant."

The next morning, Jones looked out his window. The pigs weren't grazing, so he loaded them in the truck again and took them to Brown's for a second day.

And the following morning the pigs still weren't grazing, so he repeated the procedure a third time.

On the third morning, feeling very discouraged, he said to his wife, "Honey, I don't have the heart to look... Please tell me what those sows are doing."

"Well, they're not grazing," she replied. "But they're all in the truck... And one of them is honking the horn."

Posted by joke du jour at August 31, 2005 11:34 PM

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