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August 05, 2005

Oh, to be 6 again

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday wasn't far off he asked what she'd like for her birthday.

"I'd like to be six again," she replied, still looking in the mirror.

On the morning of her birthday, he rose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her to Six Flags amusement park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster -- everything there was.

Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Next, he took her to McDonald's, where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to see a movie, with popcorn, soda, and her favorite candy (M&Ms).

What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being six again?"

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my dress size, you dummy!"

The moral of the story? Even when a man is listening, he's gonna get it wrong.

Posted by joke du jour at August 5, 2005 12:39 AM

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