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August 25, 2005

What a peanut can tell you

One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss a peanut into the air, then catch it in his mouth. In the middle of one toss, his wife asked him a question and he turned to answer her. The peanut fell into his ear.

He tried and tried to dig it out but only succeeded in pushing it in deeper. He called his wife for assistance but, after hours of trying, they both became worried and decided to go to hospital. As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date.

After hearing about the problem, the daughter's beau said he could get the peanut out. The young man told the father to sit down, then he shoved two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow as hard as he could.

When the father blew, the peanut flew out. The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted that it was nothing as the daughter led him out to the kitchen for something to eat.

Once he was gone the mother turned to the father and said, "That's so wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be when he grows older?"

"From the smell of his fingers, he'll be our son in-law!"

Posted by joke du jour at August 25, 2005 08:06 PM

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