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September 29, 2005

Keyhole needed

After an all-night binge, the unsteady lush fumbled at the door, trying to get it unlocked. The racket finally awakened his wife, who opened the upstairs window and angrily asked, "Don't you have your key?!"

"Yeah, I have the damned key!" he yelled. "Send me down the flippin' keyhole!"

Posted by joke du jour at September 29, 2005 05:00 AM

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