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October 31, 2005

All Souls' Day

The tusks that clashed in might brawls
Of mastadons are billiard balls.

The sword of Charlemagne the Just
Is ferric oxide, known as rust.

The grizzly bear whose potent hug
Was feared by all, is now a rug.

Great Caesar's bust is on the shelf
And I don't feel so well myself!

- Arthur Guiterman

Posted by joke du jour at October 31, 2005 06:30 PM

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