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October 25, 2005

Miracle needed

Jesus and Moses are out playing golf. On the third hole, there's a water hazard. Jesus gets out a two iron and Moses says, "You'd better use a wood or it'll go in the water."

Jesus says, "Tiger Woods uses a two iron on this hole, so I'm sure I can." He hits the ball and, sure enough, it splashes into the water. Moses parts the water, walks out, and retrieves the ball.

"Now," he says, "use a wood."

"No way," Jesus replies. "If Tiger can use a two iron, so can I."

Again, the ball goes straight into the lake. As Jesus is walking around on the water looking for his ball, another golfer sees him and asks Moses in amazement, "Who does he think he is - Jesus Christ?"

Moses shakes his head sadly, "No... Tiger Woods!"

Posted by joke du jour at October 25, 2005 07:08 PM

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