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October 10, 2005

One smart bird

A woman went to a pet shop where she spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.

"Why so little?" she asked the store owner.

The owner looked at her for a moment and then said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of prostitution. Sometimes it says some pretty off-color stuff."

The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird anyway. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something.

The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam." Naturally, the woman was a little bit shocked at the implication but she thought, "That's really not so bad."

When her two teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw them and said, "New house, new madam, new girls."

The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then they began to laugh about the situation, considering where the parrot had come from.

Moments later, the woman's husband, Keith, came home from work. The bird looked at him and said, "Hi, Keith."

Posted by joke du jour at October 10, 2005 06:50 PM

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