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November 29, 2005

An age-old problem

Two Arabs are sitting in the window and middle seats on a plane with a Jew sitting next to them in the aisle seat. The Arabs ask the Jew to get them some orange juice so they won't have to crawl over him. While he is up bringing them the juice, they take advantage of his absence to spit in his shoes that he'd left at his seat.

As the plane is about to land, the Jewish guy puts his shoes on again and realizes what has happened. So he complains to the Arabs, "When will it all end? The hatred.... the violence? The spit in the shoes... the piss in the orange juice?"

Posted by joke du jour at November 29, 2005 06:02 PM

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