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November 21, 2005

Avian flu

You can't be too careful...

The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately:

1. High fever

2. Congestion

3. Nausea

4. Fatigue

5. Aching in the joints

6. An irresistible urge to crap on someone's windshield.

Posted by joke du jour at November 21, 2005 07:04 PM

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