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November 11, 2005
Job Day
Frank sends an updated version of this oldie:
David was a fifth-grader and it was Job Day at school. The teacher was asking the children what their parents did for a living. All the typical answers came up - fireman, salesman, etc.
David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked about his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if he gets a really good offer, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and have sex with him for money."
The teacher, shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on something else and took little David aside. "Is that really true about your father?" she asked him.
"Well, no," David admitted. "He really works in the Bush administration... but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
Posted by joke du jour at November 11, 2005 06:46 PM
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