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December 01, 2005
Ask the man who knows
A reknowned sociology professor was delivering his long-awaited lecture on sexology. After listing the causes and treatments of several of the more prevelant sexual dysfunctions, he then proceeded to a new topic. "Now," he said, "as you all know, there are exactly 193 positions in which a healthy human couple may successfully copulate..." But before he could complete the sentence, a shocked Frenchman in the back of the auditorium stood up and declared, "Monsieur! I must protest! There are 194 positions!"
"My good man," said the professor, "there has been careful and deliberate consideration on this topic, and the resounding conclusion is that there are 193 positions. No more, no fewer."
"No, monsieur," the Frenchman insisted, "I am a man of France. A lover. All lovers know that there are 194 sexual positions. No more, no fewer."
"Well," said the professor, eager to get on with his lecture, "let's have the class decide. I will list the 193 that I know, and if you can add to that list, we shall know that you are right and I am wrong. Agreed?"
"Tres bien," the Frenchman agreed.
"Right then," said the professor. "Let's start with the boring old missionary position..." And the professor started to describe the missionary position.
At that point the Frenchman's eyes bugged out in amazement and he immediately stood up, waving his arms in the air. "Mon Dieu!" he shouted, "Make that 195!"
- Mark Bell (via rec.humor.funny)
Posted by joke du jour at December 1, 2005 06:04 PM
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