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December 02, 2005
Choosing a wife
As the story opens, our hero has decided he's ready to get married. But he's having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. So he decides to give each woman a present of $5,000 and see what she does with the money.
The first woman goes the total make-over route. She goes to a fancy beauty salon and gets her hair done, she gets new make-up and she buys several smart new outfits so she'll be nicely turned out for our man. She tells him that she's done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.
Our hero is impressed.
The second woman goes shopping for gifts with the money. She buys our man a new set of golf clubs and some new gizmos for his computer and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.
Again, the dude is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She multiplies the $5,000 several times. She gives him back his $5000 and puts the remainder in a joint investment account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.
Obviously, he can't help but be very impressed.
Now our hero has a quandary: each of the women has done something with his money that pleased him. So he thought long and hard about what each woman had done and what it meant in terms of a shared future.
Then, of course, he married the one with the biggest boobs.
Posted by joke du jour at December 2, 2005 06:44 PM
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