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December 01, 2005

Random Chuck Norris facts

Keith sends this link to Chuck Norris Facts and adds, "Chuck Norris is my hero..."

Here are a couple of the "facts" I liked:

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

Posted by joke du jour at December 1, 2005 06:00 PM

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Chuck Norris was born feet first so he could roundhouse kick a doctor in the face.

Posted by: bob at January 15, 2006 10:13 AM

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