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January 27, 2006
Canoe this
So there were these three guys traveling together through Africa: a Frenchman, a Japanese, and an American. They were captured by a tribe of fierce headhunters. The witch doctor said to them, "We are going to kill you, but you may take some comfort in the fact that we don't believe in waste here. So each part of your body will be put to some good use.
"We will weave baskets out of your hair, we will render your bones for glue, and we will tan your skin and stretch it over wooden frames to make canoes. Since we are going to allow you honorable deaths, I will give you each a knife and you may say some last words before killing yourselves."
The Japanese guy yells "Banzai!" and commits hari-kari.
The French guy yells "Vive la France!" and slits his throat.
The American guy takes the knife, pokes holes all over his body and yells, "There's your flipping canoe!"
From rec.humor.funny.
Posted by joke du jour at January 27, 2006 11:58 PM
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