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February 09, 2006
Better than ham
A bishop and a rabbi were sharing a train compartment. After a while, the two men start relating some of their past life experiences to one another. Then the bishop asked, "Tell me, rabbi, have you ever actually tasted ham?"
"Well, yes, I have," said the rabbi. "Once when I was very young and daring, I tried it. But only that once..." After a short pause, the rabbi asked, "So tell me, bishop, have you ever enjoyed the, um, comforts of a young woman?"
"Well, ahem, yes.. But that was before I took my vows, mind you."
After another short pause, the rabbi commented, "Beats the heck out ham, doesn't it?"
Posted by joke du jour at February 9, 2006 07:02 PM
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