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March 29, 2006

A real drinker

At a world brewing convention in California, the CEOs of various breweries retire to the bar at the end of the day's conference. Brian of Foster's shouts to the barman: "In 'Strylya, we make the best bloody beer in the world, so pour me a Foster's, myte."

Bob from Anheuser-Busch calls out next, "Here in the States, we brew the finest beers of the world and I make the king of them all! Gimme a Bud."

Then Hans with Brauerei Beck steps up. "In Germany ve invented das bier, verdamt. Give me ein Becks! Ya, ist der real king of biers."

Paddy, in charge of Guinness, steps forward next and asks, "Barman, would ya give me a diet Coke with ice and lemon? Tanks."

The others stare at him in stunned silence, amazement written all over their faces. Eventually Brian asks, "You're not having a Guinness, Pat?"

Paddy replies "Well, if you fookin' pansies aren't drinkin', then neither am I."

Posted by joke du jour at March 29, 2006 06:00 PM

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