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April 19, 2006

Not too close

Once there was a clerk working at a lingerie counter when a customer came to the counter with a pair of frilly panties. She said she'd like to buy them but added, "Only of you can embroider `If you can read this, you're too close.' on the back."

The saleswoman took the panties to the seamstress in back and described the rather unusual request.

The seamstress said, "Well, she sounds like a stick in the mud, but I can do that. Does she want block letters or script?" Since the saleswoman didn't know, she went back around to the counter and asked, "Do you want that in block letters or script?"

The customer replied with a smile, "Braille."

Posted by joke du jour at April 19, 2006 07:30 PM

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