April 06, 2006
See no evil, hear no evil
Two deaf men were talking about being out late the night before. The first man said, "My wife was asleep when I got home, so I was able to sneak into bed and not get into trouble."
The second deaf man said, "Boy, you're lucky. My wife was wide awake, waiting for me in bed, and she started swearing at me and giving me hell for being out so late."
"So what did you do?"
"I turned out the light."
Posted by joke du jour at April 6, 2006 08:30 PM
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