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May 15, 2006
Animal husbandry
A little more about animal husbandry from Dave, the heathen Hoosier husband. (Say that real fast a few times.)
A man took his wife to the county fair and one of the exhibits was breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign that said, “This bull mated 50 times last year.”
The wife poked her husband in the ribs and said, “He mated 50 times last year.”
They walked a little further and saw another pen with a sign that said, “This bull mated 120 times last year.”
The wife hit her husband again and said, “That’s more than twice a week! You could learn from him.”
They walked further and a third pen had a bull with a sign saying, “This bull mated 365 times last year.”
The wife got really excited and said, “That’s once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this big fella.”
The husband looked at her and said, “Go up and ask him if it was always the same cow.”
This reminds me of the old joke told about President and Mrs. Coolidge, leading to the naming of the Coolidge Effect.
Posted by joke du jour at May 15, 2006 06:03 PM
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