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May 27, 2006
Now that's bad cotton mouth
J.R. sends this amusing visual joke:
So this koala is sitting in a gum tree smoking a joint...
...when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says, "Hey, Koala! What're you doing up there?"
The koala says, "Smoking a joint, man. Come on up and have a toke."
So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they burn a few. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is dry and he's going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and he falls into the river.
A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side. Then he asks the little lizard, "What's the matter with you?"
The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in a tree with a koala smoking a joint, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out. So the croc walks into the forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting, looks up and says, "Hey you!"
And the koala looks down at him and says, "Shiiiiiiiiiiit, dude... How much water did you drink?!"
Posted by joke du jour at May 27, 2006 07:30 AM
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