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May 31, 2006
Payback time
A construction worker came home and found his wife in bed with another man. So he dragged the man down the stairs to the garage and clamped the man's Johnson in the vise on his workbench. He secured it tightly and removed the handle.
Then he picked up a hacksaw.
The man, terrified, screamed, "Wait! Stop!! You're not going to cut if off, are you?!"
The husband said, with a gleam in his eye, "Nope. You are...
"I'm going to set the garage on fire."
Posted by joke du jour at May 31, 2006 08:30 PM
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