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July 06, 2006
A reasonable wife
Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black & white TV. But I got to sleep with a hot 25-year-old blonde every night.
"Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma TV - but I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old blonde. And she'd make sure that I'd once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, and sleeping on a sofa bed.
Posted by joke du jour at July 6, 2006 06:32 PM
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