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July 27, 2006
Why wait?
A wife and her husband were driving home one night and ran into a bridge abutment and both were killed. They arrived in Heaven and found it was a beautiful golf course -- with a lovely clubhouse and fabulous greens. It was free, so the husband asked, "Do you want to play a round?"
"Sure," she said. They teed off on the first hole and she asked, "What's wrong?"
"You know," he said, "if it hadn't been for your stupid oat bran, we could have been here years ago."
Posted by joke du jour at July 27, 2006 06:00 PM
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