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August 10, 2006
An unused instrument
An elegant young woman on a flight from Switzerland said to the priest seated beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?"
"Of course. What may I do for you?"
"Well, I bought an expensive electronic hair dryer that is well over the Customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there anyway you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"
"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."
"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you." So the priest took the hair dryer from her.
When they got to Customs, she let the priest goes ahead of her. The official asked, "Father, do you have the anything to declare?"
"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have the nothing to declare."
The official thought this answer strange, so he asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"
"I have a marvelous little instrument designed to be used on a woman but which is, to date, unused."
Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father... Next!"
Posted by joke du jour at August 10, 2006 06:01 PM
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