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September 27, 2006
Jews
I was going to run these jokes back in July, when I ran jokes about Unitarians, Baptists, and assorted others. But then things went south between Israel and Hezbollah and a little respite seemed in order.
So Moses was talking with God and Moses said, "Wait a minute... Let me get this straight... They get all the oil and we cut off the tip of our what?"
A maitre d' goes over to a middle-aged Jewish couple eating in his restaurant. He asks them, "Is anything all right?"
A bum walked up to a Jewish mother on the street and said, "Lady, I haven't eaten in three days..."
And the lady replied, "Try, honey. Force yourself."
What's the difference between Jews and Christians?
Jews get really angry but Christians just get a little cross.
A cruise ship sinks and three men manage to make it to a desert island. The first man, a Catholic, kneels and prays to the Lord to be rescued. The second man, a Lutheran, kneels and prays to the Lord to be saved from the island.
The third guy, a Jew, says, "Hey. Two years ago I gave a million dollars to the Jewish Federation. Last year, I gave two million. This year I pledged three million. Don't worry... They'll find us."
Posted by joke du jour at September 27, 2006 06:32 PM
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