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October 18, 2006

Navy humor

"Well," snarled the tough old Navy chief to a bewildered seaman, "I suppose after you get discharged from the Navy, you'll just be waiting for me to die so you can come and piss on my grave."

"Not me, Chief!" the seaman replied. "Once I get out of the Navy, I'm never going to stand in line again!"


Officer: "Sailor, do you have change for a dollar?"
Sailor: "Sure, buddy."
Officer: "That's no way to address an officer! Now let's try it again! Do you have change for a dollar?"
Sailor: "No, SIR!"

Posted by joke du jour at October 18, 2006 07:02 PM

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