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November 09, 2006

A case of shingles

Lou's been on a roll lately; here's his latest.

Bubba walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him why he was there. Bubba said, “Shingles.”

So she wrote down his name, got his address and medical insurance number and told him to have a seat. Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Bubba what he had.

Bubba said, “Shingles.” So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Bubba to wait in the examining room.

A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, “Shingles.” So the nurse gave Bubba a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Bubba to take off his clothes and wait for the doctor.

An hour later the doctor came in and asked Bubba what he had. “Shingles,” said Bubba. "Where?” asked the doctor.

Bubba said, "Outside on the truck. Where do you want them?"

Posted by joke du jour at November 9, 2006 08:00 PM

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