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November 02, 2006

Bad cop! No doughnut!

Police Chief Ousted For Urging 'Jelly Belly' Officers To Shape Up
POSTED: 2:54 pm EST November 1, 2006

WINTER HAVEN, Fla. -- Police Chief Paul Goward was tired of looking around his department and seeing blubber hanging over the belts of some of his officers. So he sent out a memo exhorting the "jelly bellies" to shape up.

In the end, the department lost 190 pounds -- all of them belonging to Goward. He was forced out as chief because some of his officers took offense at the memo.


Posted by joke du jour at November 2, 2006 07:00 PM

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